So Bush won another 4 years. I'm not even going to get into it because I've already done enough political spouting for the day.
Anyway, I saw this and thought it was clever.
The Republican National Committee announced that the Republican Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. The committee chairman explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party's stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting screwed.